Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Presiding Bishop regrets......

From the Dallas Morning News:

The Rev. Katharine Jefferts Schori, presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church, released the following statement Saturday:

“The Episcopal Church Kingdom of Egypt grieves the departures of a number of persons indentured servants from the Diocese of Fort Worth Province of Goshen. We remind those former Episcopalians involuntary workers that the door is open if they wish to return. We will work with Episcopalians indentured servants in the Diocese of Fort Worth Province of Goshen to elect new leadership appoint new over-seers and continue the work of the gospel Millennium Development Goals in that part of Texas Egypt.

“The gospel Millennium Development Goals work to which Jesus our vehicle to the divine calls us demands the best efforts of faithful egocentric, hedonistic, sin-enslaved people from many theological poly sexual and social transgendered perspectives, and the Episcopal Church Kingdom of Egypt will continue to welcome that diversity lock-step conformity.”

--Pharaoh

1 comment:

Paul Hunter said...

Well done. Chris Johnson his own self would be proud.